Suggested Rating:  for teen and older readers

Category:  Daniel/Janet friendship

Setting:  a missing scene during The Broca Divide

Synopsis:  General Hammond has ordered Daniel and Teal’c to return to the planet and obtain a sample of blood from the untouched natives.  But they’re going to require a little instruction first.

 

Author’s Comments:  This was spawned by recent discussion on tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/danandjan.  Thanks ever so much to my friend, Glenda, for her nursing knowledge and expertise.  Any errors with regard to the medical procedure discussed in this story are entirely mine.  And although it’s not my norm, I’m opting not to have this one beta read before inflicting in on everyone.  Apologies in advance.

 

DISCLAIMER: All publicly recognizable characters and places (the Stargate SG-1 stuff) are the property of MGM, World Gekko Corp and Double Secret Productions.  This piece of fan fiction was created for entertainment only and no infringement on copyrights or trademarks was intended.  Previously unrecognized characters and places, and this story, are creations of the author.  Any similarity to real persons, living or dead, is coincidental and not intended by the author.

 

 

 

PHELBOTOMY 101

 

- by Michelle Lunsford (March 2007)

 

 

 

Brows furrowed in concentration, Daniel got a firm grip on the orange.  His tongue darted across dry lips as he placed the beveled point against the orange’s rippled skin, making certain to keep the bevel side facing upward.  Perspiration dotted his nose and he felt his glasses begin to slip.  With a slow intake of air he pressed forward…

 

The needle slipped, barely missing his knuckle where it rested against the side of the orange, and he cried out in something between a yelp and a rather colorful Abydonian curse.

 

“Doctor Jackson, you mustn’t force it.”  The voice was kind and for a moment Daniel wished she’d be a bit more reproachful so he could at least have the satisfaction of stewing at her.

 

“I wasn’t trying to,” he retorted.

 

One brow arched above chocolate eyes reflecting perfect impassivity as Doctor Janet Fraiser planted a hand on one hip.  She held the pose for a couple of heartbeats, then shook her head and managed a smile.  “I think you’re just a bit nervous,” she ventured.

 

There’d been no condemnation in her voice and Daniel experienced a prickling of regret for his petulance.  The sensation was not helped by the fact that she’d managed to pinpoint his problem rather succinctly – he was nervous.  But what irritated him most was the fact that he couldn’t figure out why.  He wasn’t a total novice with this sort of thing.  He’d completed standard first aid instruction as part of his field work training years ago.  He’d implemented that knowledge on more than one occasion, without any problems whatsoever.  He’d even helped to deliver a baby at one point.  So why was he having so much trouble learning how to draw blood?

 

He realized she was staring at him, her entire stance communicating long-suffering but determined expectation, and one possible answer to his conundrum flashed in his mind.

 

Good grief, this is just like being back in first-year studies with Doctor Murphy.

 

The comparison was somewhat absurd, he reflected an instant later.  Doctor Jonathan Murphy was a six-foot-six African-American archaeology professor who was built like a tank and had a voice to match.  And Daniel guessed that Doctor Fraiser barely reached five-foot-two on a good day.  But Murphy’s favorite method of teaching had been to quickly rattle off the basics and then let you get to work, often while he hovered just over your shoulder.  Despite her diminutive size, this woman was managing to achieve a similar effect, even as she stood several paces in front of him.

 

“Doctor Jackson?”  She took a couple steps toward him and pointed at the orange in his hand.  “I suggest you try again.”

 

He looked down at the offending object and fought against an urge to stab it with the needle he still held in his other hand.  “Right.”

 

“This time,” she added, stepping still closer, “why don’t you try not to think too much about what you’re doing.

 

His head jerked up and he blinked at her.

 

Not think about it?  The list of instructions she’d provided earlier ran through his brain in quick, but lengthy, detail and he blinked at her again.  Is this some type of medical humor that I don’t know about?

 

She smiled, as if sensing his thoughts, and pointed at the orange once more.  “Try again.  Only this time, I want you to tell me something about yourself at the same time.”

 

Daniel doubted that was going to help but he nodded and set to the task.  “I, um… I studied at the University of Chicago,” he began, setting the needle against the orange in what he hoped was somewhere between a 30-45 degree angle.

 

“Was that for your doctorate in archaeology or linguistic studies?”

 

He paused to peer at her over the rims of his glasses.

 

“I have read your file,” she replied, and Daniel thought he detected a trace of impishness in her tone.

 

“Ah.”  He returned his attention to his task.  “I actually did some work for both while at Chicago.”

 

He noticed, in his peripheral vision, that she had now stepped around beside him, presumably to get a better look at his handiwork with the orange.

 

“It’s a shame we didn’t know each other when I was in med school,” she said matter of fact. “I had the devil of a time trying to get through Latin.  Really could have used a decent tutor.”

 

“Were there none available where you studied?”

 

“Yes.  But after two different attempts, with each tutor being more interested in trying to get me into his bedroom than in helping me actually understand Latin, I decided to just slog through it on my own.”

 

He nearly dropped the orange.  He certainly would have dropped the needle if it hadn’t been securely placed by then.

 

And that’s when it hit him.  The needle was positioned in the orange, exactly as it should be.  He’d done it.

 

“There, see how easy that was?”

 

He looked up, caught sight of her genuine smile, and managed one of his own.  “You were right.  It was easier when I wasn’t thinking too much about it.”  He shook his head.  “How did you know to try that?”

 

She shrugged and turned toward the row of cabinets along the wall.  “Just took a chance, I suppose.”  She was rummaging around now, pulling out various supplies.  “I used to have the same problem when I first started out in medicine.  I’d get so worked up thinking about what I was supposed to do, that I couldn’t actually do it.  I had to learn to talk myself down, let the knowledge that was in my head kick in automatically so to speak.”

 

“Ah.”  Daniel eyed the collection of items she’d just placed on the cart beside them and his stomach sank.  “Are these what I think they’re for?”

 

“Mr. Teal’c was such a quick study, exampling the proper technique so well, that given our current situation I figured we could forego tracking down a human subject on which he could practice.”  She began to slip out of her white lab coat.  “But something else just occurred to me – I actually haven’t had time to test myself yet.”  Standing with her back to the bed, placing her palms against the surface for support, she hopped up onto it with ease.  “Might as well kill two birds with one stone.”

 

Daniel swallowed.  “Um, Doctor Fraiser, I’m not so sure—”

 

She waved a hand, cutting him off.  “You’ll be fine, Doctor Jackson.  Just do exactly what you did before.”

 

He glanced back and forth between her and the supplies on the cart, a wary resistance holding him in place.

 

“Listen,” she sighed, and titled her head to catch his eye.  “It’s Daniel, right?”

 

He nodded.

 

“Daniel, you’re not the first person I’ve allowed to test on me their newly-developed skill of blood drawing.  And although we’ve only recently met, I can honestly say that based on our interaction thus far I trust you as much if not more than I have most of them.  You can do this.  I know you can.  So…” she extended her arm and nodded toward the waiting supplies.

 

Steeling his resolve, Daniel reached for the cart and rolled it closer as he moved toward her.  Don’t think too much about it, just do it, he repeated to himself as he pulled on the rubber gloves.  Don’t think too much about it… find something to talk about.

 

“So,” he began, and tied the tourniquet around her upper arm.  “Are those captain’s bars I see on your shoulder?”

“Yes.”  Her tone was conversational, but Daniel knew she was watching him closely.

 

He wiped the inside of her arm with an alcohol swab.  “What made you decide to join the Air Force?”

 

“Actually, I wanted to be a doctor first,” she confessed as he began probing her skin with his fingers, searching for a proper vein.  “I received one of those toy doctor bags for my birthday when I was like five or six, and my parents always told me that’s what cinched it – I never talked of doing anything else after that.”

 

Her story was helping him to relax and he managed a hint of smile as he met her eyes before reaching across to the cart for the needle.

 

“But when I got to high school,” she went on, “I became best friends with a girl whose dad was an Air Force pilot and he made a very positive impression on me.”

 

Daniel fixed his thumb against her skin, providing the necessary tension to help anchor the vein in place.  “So then you decided to do both.”

 

“Exactly.  Now, what about you,” she asked as the needle found its mark.

 

“Uh… excuse me?”  He’d been paying close attention, to make certain he lowered the needle almost horizontal against her arm before advancing it further along her vein, and so wasn’t clear what she’d intended by her question.

 

Part of his mind registered that Doctor Fraiser was no longer speaking, even as he noted that the blood didn’t seem to be flowing into the collection tube as freely as it should be.  His forehead creased, eyebrows scrunching in confusion, and then he felt a light tapping on his shoulder.

 

“Tourniquet,” she said simply after he looked up.

 

“Oh, right – sorry.”  He quickly released the pressure on her upper arm.

 

“I meant,” she continued, unruffled, “was there anything specific that influenced your career choice?”

 

He made a show of watching the vial fill with blood before murmuring, “My parents were archaeologists.”

 

Nothing more was said as he completed the remainder of the task and Daniel avoided making eye contact as he fixed the piece of cotton over her puncture point with a strip of medical tape.  He didn’t know why she was choosing not to follow up on his last comment.  Maybe it was simply because he’d finished drawing her blood and that provided a convenient stopping place for the conversation.  But he suspected she hadn’t missed the tension he’d been unable to keep from his voice.

 

With tenacious effort he clamped down on the grief of that loss during his childhood and lifted his eyes to her face.  The compassion he saw there was earnest and bold, and he felt a peculiar sense of empathy.  Her smile was fleeting, with a hint of sadness about it, and then she graciously glanced away.

 

Before the silence could become awkward, Daniel cleared his throat and said, “Well, I commend you on being an excellent teacher, Doctor Fraiser.”  He offered the vial of blood as proof.

 

“I told you that you could do it,” she replied, taking the blood sample from him.  Daniel thought he detected a glimmer of her former regard, lingering around the edges, and then she shifted into full medical mode once more.  Easing down from the bed she held up the vial and said, “I should get this to the lab.”

 

“Right,” Daniel nodded.  “And I should probably go check in with Teal’c.  I’m sure he’s gotten our gear together by now.”

 

He turned to go but was halted by a light touch at his elbow.

 

“Be safe, Doctor Jackson.  And good luck.”

 

Her manner was professional, but Daniel didn’t doubt the sincerity of her words.  “Thanks,” he replied.

 

As he watched her walk away, it occurred to him that he’d learned more than merely how to draw blood from someone.  In a short time this petite doctor had managed to reveal an interesting mix of intensity and gentleness.  She was counting on him, and he realized that he didn’t want to let her down.  With renewed resolve, Daniel headed toward the locker room.

 

 

 

~ THE END ~

 

 

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